Sons of Anarchy Drinking Game

Version 1*

Though no longer on Netflix streaming, you can currently catch Season 5 on Tuesday nights on FX or borrow prior seasons on DVD or Blu-Ray from your friends. Episodes are a mere one hour long, including commercials, so I've written these rules to try to get you drinking as much as Piney (SPOILER....ehh...no, I can't do it) in that time. These should be applicable to all seasons.

Take ONE Drink Whenever:
- Someone says "broken" or "whole"
- Someone says "reach out" or "connect"
- You see Gemma's heart surgery scar
- Someone is killed
- Someone is arrested
- Jax calls someone "Bro"
- Clay calls Jax "Son"
- You see any character drinking
- Someone mentions a "cut"
- Gemma and Tara have a disagreement
- Jax makes a promise to Tara
- Someone mentions or reads JT's letters
- Someone mentions a dead character
- Gemma calls someone "Baby"
- Unser raises his eyebrows
- A Prospect is in a scene (one drink for each Prospect)
- You see a SAMCRO tattoo
- You see someone's bra
- Someone draws a gun
- You see a SAMCRO member not wearing their cut
- Someone gets a phone call

CHUG for the duration of:
- Any scene where Jax is reading or writing with a voice-over
- Any cover of a famous song on the soundtrack (or until your beer runs out)
- Any time Gemma or Tara stare at someone without speaking
- Any scene where multiple members of SAMCRO are riding their bikes together

*Other versions coming soon

He Was A Quiet Man Drinking Game

He Was A Quiet Man isn't a movie that's particularly worth watching. It's weird, but not weird enough to be funny. It is on Netflix Instant Watch, though, so it's convenient. And here is a convenient drinking game to accompany it.

Warning:
Drink responsibly. And at your own risk.

Materials:
He Was A Quiet Man (2007) - on Netflix Instant Watch
Beer

Rules:
Take ONE drink
- Every time there is a voice over
- Every time there is weird speed manipulation of moving vehicles
- Each time you see a triangle **
- Every time Christian Slater is holding a gun
- Every time you see a striped tie
- Every time someone mentions Venessa's smile lighting up a room
- For every close up of Christian Slater's eyes or mouth
- Every time Christian Slater looks at the Hula girl
- Every time a CGI fish is shown
- Each time you wonder if Christian Slater is wearing blush
- Every time Christian Slater is gripping a briefcase
- Each time you see the sign that says "Tired of backups?"
- Whenever you think Christian Slater is imagining things
- Each time you notice how chapped Christian Slater's lips are
- Each time William H. Macy says "Bob"
- Each time you look at cleavage/boobs
- Each time you are distracted by a neck brace
- Each time you think Venessa shows more control over her body than makes sense for her injuries
- Each time a person nods their head to music
- Whenever you think Elisha Cuthbert's acting is horrible
- Each time you see a water cooler
- For every CGI plane you see
- Every time Venessa says "Sit down" or "Come here."

Take TWO drinks
- Whenever you hear the title of the movie
- Whenever you notice Christian Slater has food on his lip
- Each time Christian Slater is holding two guns
- When you wonder who's been getting Venessa dressed all this time

CHUG
- The entire time it takes Christian Slater to get Venessa out of her wheelchair and into the car
- Until you stop feeling weird after the movie ends

** This rule is optional. You will be drinking A LOT if you choose to include it. **

Four Brothers Drinking Game: An All-Around Terrible Idea

Warning: This game will get you totally messed up. I recommend you play with the lowest ABV beer you can find because you will be drinking A LOT. If you start to feel like you've had too much, please drop out. Drink responsibly, don't drink and drive, etc.

Materials:
Four Brothers (2005) - Rent it or turn on TNT
Low ABV beer - Coors Light, Miller 64, etc.

Character Guide:
Mark Wahlberg - Bobby
Tyrese - Angel
Andre 3000 - Jeremiah/Jerry
Garrett Hedlund - Jack
Terrence Howard - Green
Josh Charles - Fowler

Rules:
Take ONE drink whenever
- Someone says Mercer
- Someone dies and you don't care
- Someone says something racist
- Someone says a name ending in a "y" (Bobby, Jerry, Johnny, etc.) **
- Someone's face is shown and it's supposed to look like they are crying but you don't believe it
- You like a song on the soundtrack
- Someone says Sweet
- A woman gets worried
- Someone mentions something about one of the Mercer brothers' rough/criminal backgrounds
- Someone asks for a gun
- Andre (Jeremiah) is wearing overalls in a scene
- Terrence Howard sounds depressed/apologetic/tired

Take TWO drinks whenever
- A headstone or casket is shown
- Mark Wahlberg explains that Angel, Jeremiah, and/or Jack are his brothers
- Someone dies and you do care
- Mark Wahlberg is confrontational in a family-friendly environment
- Someone can name another movie Josh Charles was in

CHUG
- From the time someone says "Call 911" until someone actually calls 911 or the scene ends

** THIS IS OPTIONAL AND NOT RECOMMENDED IF YOU DON'T WANT TO VOMIT