He Was A Quiet Man isn't a movie that's particularly worth watching. It's weird, but not weird enough to be funny. It is on Netflix Instant Watch, though, so it's convenient. And here is a convenient drinking game to accompany it.
Warning:
Drink responsibly. And at your own risk.
Materials:
He Was A Quiet Man (2007) - on Netflix Instant Watch
Beer
Rules:
Take ONE drink
- Every time there is a voice over
- Every time there is weird speed manipulation of moving vehicles
- Each time you see a triangle **
- Every time Christian Slater is holding a gun
- Every time you see a striped tie
- Every time someone mentions Venessa's smile lighting up a room
- For every close up of Christian Slater's eyes or mouth
- Every time Christian Slater looks at the Hula girl
- Every time a CGI fish is shown
- Each time you wonder if Christian Slater is wearing blush
- Every time Christian Slater is gripping a briefcase
- Each time you see the sign that says "Tired of backups?"
- Whenever you think Christian Slater is imagining things
- Each time you notice how chapped Christian Slater's lips are
- Each time William H. Macy says "Bob"
- Each time you look at cleavage/boobs
- Each time you are distracted by a neck brace
- Each time you think Venessa shows more control over her body than makes sense for her injuries
- Each time a person nods their head to music
- Whenever you think Elisha Cuthbert's acting is horrible
- Each time you see a water cooler
- For every CGI plane you see
- Every time Venessa says "Sit down" or "Come here."
Take TWO drinks
- Whenever you hear the title of the movie
- Whenever you notice Christian Slater has food on his lip
- Each time Christian Slater is holding two guns
- When you wonder who's been getting Venessa dressed all this time
CHUG
- The entire time it takes Christian Slater to get Venessa out of her wheelchair and into the car
- Until you stop feeling weird after the movie ends
** This rule is optional. You will be drinking A LOT if you choose to include it. **
